Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML
by QuinnyZebrass / 04/02/2013 at 12:11am / United States (Arizona) / Work
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"That's so funny because there was a creepy guy walking behind me last night, and I almost nervously shouted your name!"
#1 - On 04/02/2013 at 6:14am by FreshPie
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Kinda makes you wonder how he gets laid being such a creep
#2 - On 04/02/2013 at 6:14am by BigMatt803
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