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Today, I took a very expensive flight to New York City for a job interview. I waited in my hotel room all day for the phone call to go to my once in a lifetime interview. By noon I was nervous, eight I was pissed. Around ten I realized my phone was still in airplane mode. FML


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On 03/31/2012 at 8:35am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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and by 12 you got drunk .

#5 - On 03/31/2012 at 1:46pm by Ruffclue

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so your telling me you didn't ever attempt to text one of your friends or surf the web in those 8 hours?

#6 - On 03/31/2012 at 1:47pm by jerseyboy732

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