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Man or woman?

Today, I learnt there's a woman who comes into my store only to hear my Barry White-like voice. My boss knows who it is, yet refuses to tell me because it's "hilarious." I'm now cautious of every customer. FML

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On 01/30/2012 at 4:00am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

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Alan Rickman's voice is cooler

#1 - On 01/30/2012 at 9:54am by Potterhead1

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Take it as a compliment...that's a pretty sexy voice :)

#2 - On 01/30/2012 at 9:55am by Marcella1016

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