Today, my father was telling me that one of the benefits about his job was that the family could get discounts, then asked if I'd like some. My dad's a plastic surgeon. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in thanks for my assistance, a customer recommended me a plastic surgeon who could "really help with that face." FML
Today, while working at my job in a luxury retail store, a woman left me a business card. It was for a plastic surgeon. FML
Today, my dad came home from a trip to Arizona and brought back special hand-picked gifts for the whole family. When he got to me, he smiled, and pulled out a free lotion from the hotel at which he was staying. FML
Today, I met some guys from my dad's workplace. They told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded, "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML
Today, I was at the dentist's. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML
Today, my dad asked to borrow some money off me, so I said okay. Later on, he told me he'll be using it to help divorce my mom. I pretty much just helped pay for my parents' divorce. FML
Today, at a cheap restaurant, my dad asked me if I wanted a straw. I declined, saying I wanted to do my bit for the environment and not waste plastic when I'm fine without. He grabbed three and dropped them on the sticky table, "just in case." FML
Today, I was asked out by a friend of mine. He's a doctor and works at a prestigious hospital, so thinking we would eat somewhere special, I got all dressed up. We ended up eating at his hospital's cafeteria, because he gets a small employee discount. FML
Today, my dad came home from work complaining about all the people he'd seen. He said he doesn't understand why so many people with problems have to confide in him. He's a psychologist. FML
Today, my boss bragged to a coworker, in front of me, about how much money he saved on a project because he majorly underpays me. My boss is my dad. FML
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Top comments
takeapieandrun 9
Tell him you need to make your face look as different from his as possible
Bunnehs 0
Plastic surgery is a very expensive treatment, thats really nice of him to offer! You should be grateful.
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Comments (107)
ILoveMyXbox 0
Thumbs me down.
newzealand 28
Thumb me sideways.
LadyClarik 8
mrahhhhh 21
Ok #1 we will, you asked for it... BTW, I know the mods changed his post so it would say that. That makes it funnier, though.
PutItIn 8
Finger Me Out
takeapieandrun 9
Tell him you need to make your face look as different from his as possible
PutItIn 8
Thumbs me up
rawrkittyrawr 6
Well if it's at a discount....
RawrNom 0
that was quick :) good comment :) hey atleast when you grow old and want some... cheap surgery! although he'll be old too... I'd rather pay the extra tbh aha!
deaper 16
I actually DID ? cause you're obviously a troll trying to see just how many ?'s you can get so I refuse to help you in your task! Go back under the bridge you sorry troll!
zombicidal 11
OP could always go up a cup size. thanks to her father.......
theaws0m3guy 4
OP's family must be rich!
changesinme 0
Jokes on him, you got his genes
Bunnehs 0
Plastic surgery is a very expensive treatment, thats really nice of him to offer! You should be grateful.
lincolntwo 0
Do not know if sarcastic or just blatant silliness.
deaper 16
I wouldn't SAY silliness even if that's shat it was! I'd say blatant jack-assery!
Melisso 4
I want some!
Daralea 21
I really don't get what's so bad about this. Your dad is in a profession where people are realistic about their physical flaws and want to change it. He deals with these people everyday and knows how what someone looks like can have drastic effects on their self esteem and how they are perceived by the world around them. He is merely offering the OP the chance to change parts of her that may be affecting her negatively in a safe environment that he can control. He didn't flat out say "So how about that nose and second chin?".
plizz3 2
I guess it's true what they say some only have a face a mother can love....I agree FYL
Joshoa123 16
Good ol' dad humor!
hairguitarhero 5
Well, did you ask him how much of a discount it was?
olpally 33
Half off would be my guess...
ReaPete 0
What's this week's special?
mrahhhhh 21
Today we have the "Total Recall" special: three boobs for the price of two!
fthislyfe 22
He's your father and he wants the best for you. So you probably need a plastic surgery!
Dontstealmyname 11
If a father wants the best for his daughter, he would offer plastic surgery. Ignorance at it's best.
Sgt_Minty 0
how much of a discount did your dad give you? looks like he did a pretty good job
every1luvsboners 11
Look at a picture of Joan Rivers before you decide to get plastic surgery. But upgrading your bewbz is never a bad thing.
Cheesecakee 11
Except that they usually end up hard as rocks..oh and it could make you lose feeling in your nipples..
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Have you seen sagging implants? They're still spherical, but now they're all the way down to your belly button. I understand the desire to have this procedure done for example because of a mastectomy, but messing with what are usually perfectly fine breasts has a very high chance of giving you more problems than you bargained for.
SoCalKay 3
Most offices also do things like deep chemical peels to improve the skins texture, lines, pigmentations etc, I'd be stoked if I were you.
ScarletBloom 14
He is hinting you something insulting.
koolkat27 13
No, really?
Fireashes250 16
You don't say? That's why it's on FML.