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Today, at work, I told a lady checking out to sign her name after sliding her credit card. After she started signing her name, she threw the pen down in frustration saying that the pen was out of ink. We use electronic pin pads. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26556) - you deserved it (2378)

On 07/10/2011 at 9:13pm - work - by asianjoe (woman) - United States (Utah)

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they let people like that have credit cards, no wonder the economy is fucked

#5 - On 07/11/2011 at 3:07am by BIEBERSLAYER

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that's grandma for you

#2 - On 07/11/2011 at 3:06am by MrMonk

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