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Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML


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On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

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I'm sorry but, this is great

#2 - On 06/10/2011 at 6:12am by My_Nightmare

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How sexist of them to assume that because you are male you are sexist.

#14 - On 06/10/2011 at 6:26am by mismonroe

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