Today, at work, after a visit to the bathroom, the lock broke in my hand and the door was jammed. I called the janitor on my cellphone and told him about the situation. He told me to fill out a complaint and leave it in his post box. He then hung up. FML
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Today, I got locked in a restroom because the doorknob jammed. I had to text my coworker to come and rescue me. He brought half the office with him because, “It was too funny not to see.” FML
Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML
Today, I got locked inside my apartment due to the locking mechanism being stuck, so I had to call off work. They refused to believe me, and insisted that I be in on time or else there would be disciplinary actions taken. Maintenance wasn't available till 3 hours into my shift. FML
Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML
Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML
Today, I tried to make a dramatic exit after arguing with my flatmate. I slammed the door, but the handle broke, and I had to ask him for help to fix it. FML
Today, I went to the gym and got locked in the locker room. I had to call the gym's phone number to get them to come let me out, after being in there for half an hour. FML
Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
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Top comments
xiar 0
In this situation, despite the cockroaches and germs, you climb over or under.
Jandude 9
why do you have the janitors number?
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Comments (110)
GooeyChickenman 0
ydi
GooeyChickenman 0
I'm first comment and first replying to a comment
ohgodwtf 0
haha. I moderated this! I found this pretty epic.
KarinaLizeth18 5
2 - Hahaha, congrats!(: OP - You should have kicked the door down and made the janitor clean it up! ^.^
Jandude 9
why do you have the janitors number?
thatonename 7
damn good question. lol. probably from "last night"
dragonaair 5
OP probably has the janitors office number.
starberries 0
He could have called the receptionist and asked for the janitor.
luvyah 0
hhahhahahahha ikr
Blink182ftw 0
I wonder how OP had the janitors number...hmmm
mahimalil 0
some bathrooms have the numbers posted on the door but other then that how do u have his number ???
samiboy9 0
well If you read almost every other comment that has been made about the subject...
mahimalil 0
OMG WAIT I KNOW Y it says " Today, at work " that's y he has the janitors number because hey they must work together right or maybe not : /
HomieBun 13
Ever heard of the internet? The nummer was probably on the school/company's home page
DudeImBetter 0
if you called him a custodian he would've fixed it for you ydi
BelleElle_fml 0
I thought a custodian and a janitor were the same thing?
DudeImBetter 0
yea but like if I was a janitor and someone asked me what my job was I would say I'm a custodian cause it sounds cooler. Just like if I was a garbage man I would say I was in waste management production, or something fancy like that. Then I can brag to all my friends that I'm in waste management production. Wouldn't you?
Xtaci 0
lol I get what Ur saying 37
anorexicbarbie 8
I thought "garbage men" were sanitary engineers as well?
lotuspod 0
they are and sanitary engineer sounds better but if I was either one I'd just say janitor or garbage man instead of being a douche and try to make my job sound more glamorous than it really is unless you're handing out a resume
kingsley23 0
what a jerk cuss em out!
yummycupcakegirl 0
Fill ou a complaint about him!!!
yummycupcakegirl 0
out***
YourAFailmod 4
Why do u have his # anyways??
xiar 0
In this situation, despite the cockroaches and germs, you climb over or under.
tencentsakiss 19
My impression is that she's stuck in the bathroom in general, not just a stall. A stall would be less of a big deal, as she should still be able to get the door open without a handle.
tencentsakiss 19
OP is also a man, which backs up my argument.
Leftieswillrule 3
men take ***** too
aidanawesome 0
i **** babies in the ear
GaryBusey1121 0
sounds like a shitty situation
stronghand0331 17
It's the drugs, isn't it Gary?
GaryBusey1121 0
Drugs are for the humans that hide reality from their naked eyes.
stronghand0331 17
Oh, in that case... you have a beautiful smile. It's truly majestic.
Darko21 5
He had better things to do than your mediocre task.
SpazPhoenix 0
dont flush, find him and lock him in with your poo
LetsRollOut 2
Haha! WWF panda!!