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Today, at work, after a visit to the bathroom, the lock broke in my hand and the door was jammed. I called the janitor on my cellphone and told him about the situation. He told me to fill out a complaint and leave it in his post box. He then hung up. FML


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On 11/09/2010 at 6:34am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Uppsala Lan)

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In this situation, despite the cockroaches and germs, you climb over or under.

#7 - On 11/09/2010 at 10:01am by xiar

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Any particular reasons why you have the janitors number on your phone? FYL for asking him for his number one drunken work Christmas party!

#19 - On 11/09/2010 at 10:18am by marinus

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