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By hannaholic - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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By hannaholic - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By shandrith - 03/07/2009 14:16 - United States
By Anonymous - 30/07/2009 17:50 - United States
By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 21:05 - United States
By redbluegreen - 09/08/2009 09:26 - United States
That actually wasn't the reason. The mother was the one that decided on the name, not my dad. She did it so that he could leave my mom and me without 'losing' anything.
By foojew93 - 09/08/2009 17:41 - United States
By denied - 11/08/2009 20:13 - United States
By Crossy - 23/08/2009 06:54 - Australia
By Foodcomesfirst - 24/11/2009 20:07 - United Kingdom
By RBEE - 12/12/2009 18:02 - France
By nobffs - 01/01/2010 06:10 - United States
By dani1104 - 29/01/2010 08:49 - United States
So I'm not lying. The window repairman came today (after I paid $130) and said that some spring or something in the window frame was worn out. Boston had some very strong winds the day the window fell out, which pushed it out of the frame. I was on the floor doing a puzzle of Fenway Park if you needed to know.
By sandiego - 22/02/2010 05:02 - United States
By Zippermania9 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 06:29 - United States
By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 23:28 - United Kingdom
By sydysyd - 21/11/2010 23:43 - United States
By biblewanker - 17/12/2010 16:05 - Australia
By Jim - 10/03/2011 18:09 - United States
By Anonymous - 30/03/2011 23:53 - United States
Hi, I'm the one that posted this FML. I know that cheating wasn't a good thing to do, but that wasn't the point of the FML. Had I simply found out that he was cheating with someone else, of either gender as I knew that he was bi when we entered the relationship, I would have said nothing. The reason I posted it, and the reason I do consider it to be an FML is because of the absolute ridiculousness of the fact that we were cheating with the SAME PERSON!!! The three of us have spoken and decided that none of us are going to continue seeing each other. The BF and I were obviously both deeply unhappy, and the third part took advantage of both of us. Ex and I will probably remain friends, and chalk this up to one of those errors in life that are hilarious five years later, but hurt like hell when they happen. #3 can go to hell for all I care