Good boy
By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Knoxville
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By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Knoxville
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By Anonymous - 14/04/2015 07:21 - United Kingdom - Nottingham
OP here, My bf happened to be half asleep and as such is rather blond when so. (So no, he doesn't need sex ed as it has little to do with this topic per say). Him squeezing me whilst on my period has been a discussion point over the 6yrs we've been together, as yes, if done right, literally (TMI) squeezes out (insert words) and I really hate it, (guys, think of it as similar feeling to wetting yourself accidentally, it's a really yuck feeling). Thanks though for your comments and FYL's. :3 you've made us both laugh til our cheeks were sore. So again Thanks.