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By Leadamp - 15/05/2012 22:39
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By lubey - 19/05/2012 10:02 - United States - Charlotte
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Thanks for all the positive comments :) to answer som questions: yes I'm recovering well. The surgery was to fix a deviated septum. The patient before me didn't immediately respond to the pain meds that's why he was screaming. And I wrote this fml last night at 2 am after the anesthesia wore off
By idontgetit - 12/06/2012 23:39 - Australia - Brisbane
By Concert Flatulent - 10/07/2012 04:44 - United States - Marshall
By mary - 09/08/2012 18:10 - United Kingdom
By flatfoot - 09/08/2012 19:33 - Canada - Hamilton
By Darth Vomitus - 10/08/2012 18:54 - United States - Mequon
By Anonymous - 10/08/2012 22:06 - Thailand - Bangkok
By mikeissad - 11/08/2012 19:37 - United States - Port Saint Lucie
By happybirthday - 12/08/2012 05:49 - United States - Wrentham
By wow, thanks - 18/08/2012 00:39 - United States - Seattle
By Anonymous - 18/08/2012 04:51 - Australia - Forestville
Ewww, gross
By spekledworf - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Wrentham
By SerendipityRose - 13/09/2012 17:03 - United States - San Jose
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He didn't actually show him specifically, TJ had his shirt off at the house & my little brother saw his back... He asked what happened & said that TJ got his butt kicked by a girl. It was a harmless joke & look where it got us. So mortifying...
By unaware - 19/09/2012 04:14 - United States - Columbus
Something awful
By halitosis - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Compton
By AFEmoWifey - 09/10/2012 10:21 - United States - Palmyra
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We bent over backwards to make her comfortable. However, I'm not letting her have a say in my baby making. I'm 23 years older than her so she needs to be more respectful.
By assholecat - 10/10/2012 08:43 - Australia - Brisbane
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Hey y'all, this is OP. In regards to my post: The elderly lady is a very close family friend of my family who still lives by herself but is being taken care of by her family. She's a lovely lady, really. I'm not worried about her stealing my cat - her dead cat and my cat look very similar. If he's bringing her joy - great! She and kitty can hang as much as they want! To the people who seemed to hint at me not feeding my cat... if you ever saw him, you would know that he is probably the best fed cat in the whole world. He is enormous. I have perfectly good food for him to eat - which I would feed him if he turned up for meal times. I don't feed him whenever he's hungry because he's a big ol' fat cat and I don't want him getting any fatter. (He won't be getting breakfast from me anymore - when I found out that my neighbour was lovingly feeding my kitty for me in place of her own, I went and brought her some cat food.) In regards to the "your cat is an opportunist! That's what cats are!" comments - no argument from me. As far as "don't call your cat an asshole!" comments go... my cat is an asshole: he methodically waits by her door every single morning at the same time that she routinely feeds her own cat, even though he knows (I'm sure he does, simply because the other cat isn't there) that her cat is no longer with us. My cat is both an opportunist and an asshole. And no, I don't believe that my cat can understand me when I call him an asshole. Anywho, that's it. I'm out. Peace!
By Timmeeh - 10/10/2012 16:45 - United Kingdom - Caldicot
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OP here. She is (was?) cute. Suddenly got a whole lot less so when I realised there was naught but cotton wool where her brainmeat should be.
We where in Spain and I was reading a book by the pool.