By Anonymous - 05/06/2015 01:07 - United States - Elkhart
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Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Back from the party
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Maddy_moore's favorite FMLs
By winneuse - 05/06/2015 02:30 - France - Allennes-les-marais
Not lovin' it
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By Anonymous - 05/06/2015 15:58 - United States - Grand Rapids
By cbarr98 - 06/06/2015 01:00 - United States - Orange City
By CassidyQueen - 06/06/2015 02:14 - United States - Warrenton
By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover
By Kassutera - 06/06/2015 11:15 - Canada - Niagara Falls
Kassutera tells us more.
Congratu…
By Anonymous - 10/06/2015 16:13 - United States - Inez
By McFuckYouTooCunt - 11/06/2015 13:44 - Australia - Bellevue Hill
By 4lphab3t4 - 11/06/2015 14:37 - United Kingdom - Stanmore
I can't stand leg puns! tells us more.
Hi guys, OP here. To all of you who say this was a bit ambiguous, I ran out of space, so let me explain in more detail. I had 3 separate USBs, one of which I carry around my neck to prevent this from happening. Everything was clearly labelled and everyone was aware that I was writing a book. As for the USB around my neck, labelled "Confidential - **** off", I took it off for a shower, and when I came back... Poof! Gone. To those of you saying I should move out, I'm 16, so no chance of that happening. And when I said "Trashed" I meant literally gone. Everything downloaded onto a separate hard drive and removed while I was out of the house. As to how she guessed my password, I may never know. But yeah, this is my follow up, hope this clears things up somewhat.
Stranger danger
By Anonymous - 11/06/2015 21:20 - United States - Helena
By notfuckingpaidenough - 13/06/2015 11:45 - United States - San Leandro
Smooth criminal
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Huntingtown
By Anonymous - 13/06/2015 14:26 - United States - San Francisco
By sadbuttru95 - 13/06/2015 21:20 - Denmark - Slagelse
sadbuttru95 tells us more.
OP here, the radio was, thankfully, in one of our sheds and I have now thrown it far, far away
By AndyClara - 14/06/2015 20:27 - Australia - Raymond Terrace
AndyClara tells us more.
I'm a midwife as well as a mother. I know the world doesn't revolve around me, and that people generally don't care about baby photos unless they know someone related to them or they are very well taken. I've met more new grandparents that I can count, her behaviour is just not typical of the average grandparent I meet. She is a lovely person, she is just not a baby person. No craft group and no other photos of the baby. She is not the worst Grandparent in the world and our baby is beautiful. I found the situation amusing and strange, which makes a perfect submission to FML, so I submitted it! Her reasoning behind it is she didn't want to look like she was showing off her work. The comment section of her Facebook was very amusing to read, almost as amusing as this one, so thanks for the laughs.
Ironic
By happy21sttome - 15/06/2015 13:39 - United Kingdom
By justin Bieber - 15/06/2015 14:49 - United States - Westland
By PatientlyDying - 15/06/2015 23:07 - United States - Plano
I will give you an update on what has since happened: The car in question was 1500 bucks and I needed a car badly so I bought it off her and she told me she would give me the paperwork the following day for it. Being she is my sister I trusted her to give me the papers the next day. I happened to browse Craigslist only to find an ad resembling the car I just bought off her with her phone number. I called to see if she could take the ad down because I figured that she put this up before I bought the car when she told me she isn't going to take the ad down and the car is for sale. For those of you accusing of me owing her money...I did not owe anything to her before hand and paid her in full for the car. I had originally given my mom the money to give to my sister so it is not like she cannot say I have no proof the money wasn't given to her. My mom has been on her case about stealing the money and we are still working things out. Will give an update if it does eventually work out.