Daily struggle
By hook me up with some smack, Jack - 01/08/2015 06:18 - Australia - Perth
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By hook me up with some smack, Jack - 01/08/2015 06:18 - Australia - Perth
By I'mMike - 01/08/2015 20:19 - United States - Sebastian
By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 09:16 - Canada
By Wlanla - 02/08/2015 11:39 - Romania - Bacau
By FUCKFACECUNT - 02/08/2015 13:32 - United Arab Emirates - Abu Dhabi
By ahhh - 03/08/2015 06:06 - United States - Northbrook
By Anonymous - 04/08/2015 01:28 - United States - Anchorage
By pudh - 05/08/2015 11:08 - Australia - Melbourne
Author's comment (pu): For the record, I did not make her feel crap about it. We laughed about it for hours before posting it on FML.
By Stinky and Single - 06/08/2015 23:14 - United States
By clutzirella - 07/08/2015 06:32 - United States - Bradenton
the snake is not dead or bitten. I knew what I was doing and the rat is dead and eaten. they were all buddy for a matter of 20 minutes.
By Anonymous - 07/08/2015 14:27 - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 10:57 - Ukraine - Donetsk
By BarhydtBran - 18/08/2015 01:55 - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 15:00 - South Africa
By 1234567898765432 - 27/03/2009 16:47 - Canada
By Seanzy - 30/03/2009 20:16 - United States
By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 21:51 - United States
By Anonymous - 19/09/2009 15:20 - United States
OP here. it was late when i sent the text, and wasnt really focusing on what i was doing. because the text was about my date, i was thinking about her, and subconciously went to her name instead of my friend's. its all good though. i explained the situation to her, and she understood.
By grounded - 03/01/2010 16:40 - United Kingdom
By latenightbite - 16/03/2010 23:17 - United States
Hey guys, OP here. Just wanted to clarify a couple of things: My name is "Mike," hence the name I used. I didn't call her any names or say anything witty back. I was honestly too dumbfounded by her saying that to me to think of anything, so I just walked away. Your comments are ******* hilarious though. They made me feel much better about the situation. Also I don't wear a name tag so when I introduced myself I couldn't really take it back. I like my name though, so she can shove it. (: