curticus

About Curticus

I've been on fml for years, finally made the decision to recover my account's info so don't worry; you'll get to read all of my useless comments and opinions :)

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Curticus's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

I agree, your life sucks

Phew, glad it wasn't me

By mehdi / Monday 13 October 2008 08:20 /

Today, I got a round of applause. Too bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Ryuun12 - / Friday 3 October 2014 03:20 / United States - Morgan Hill

Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonyme - / Friday 26 September 2014 06:56 / France - Saint-di

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it