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Niknakpattywak's favorite FMLs
Freak out
By LaurenB - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Epping
By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 21:38 - Canada - Kitchener
By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 16:29 - United States - Santee
By EnglishLearner - 09/11/2012 16:23 - Switzerland - Mannedorf
By gassy - 29/12/2012 09:32 - United States - Kirkland
By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:13 - United States
By claytwin - 04/03/2013 20:10 - United States
claytwin tells us more.
By Sir_ND_Pity - 11/03/2013 19:57 - United States - Fresno
Sir_ND_Pity tells us more.
I know the wording makes it a bit confusing, but, yes, someone somehow spit into my bowl from the second floor :-/ unfortunately, I didn't see who did it so I wasn't able to even so much as confront them about it. I guess you could say I'm an unfortunate cookie!
By Cristoforo - 25/05/2013 08:19 - United States - Mamaroneck
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To follow up, I was watching Star Trek: Into Darkness (really great movie) and the only ones sitting next to me were my friends. We were sitting in the middle front, I could hear a few "ew's" from the rows behind me but I heard more laughs. I kept my face straight forward and tried to pretend it wasn't me lol
By lights on forever - 02/08/2013 20:57 - Turkey - Istanbul
By Anonymous - 03/08/2013 17:59 - United States - Santa Rosa Beach
By master baiter - 12/08/2013 17:11 - United States - Brooklyn
Freaky dreams
By beemove - 28/12/2013 21:19 - United States - Kirkland
By Purplexus - 02/01/2014 14:13 - Turkey - Ankara
Purplexus tells us more.
Yes, this was my FML. Yeah, my dad is an awesome professor. Does anyone have any questions haha
By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 21:50 - Puerto Rico - Arecibo
By noway - 03/01/2014 11:03 - France - Cholet
By peepeepainter - 07/01/2014 02:25 - United States - Jasper
By Estee1024 - 24/01/2014 05:28 - United States - San Luis Obispo
By Ashlynnlove - 10/02/2014 14:12 - United States
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I said FML because I feel horrible. And of course I took my cat to the vet. She is fine. No internal bleeding, no punctured lung, no limping. The vet said there was no damage and to be more careful. Trust me, I won't leave the bathroom door cracked open anymore. Just an update.
My first FML to get published and I am not proud of this moment but I did waddle back to my dorm to take a shower, and then I continued on with my life.