elcee1987
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
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Today, I took my niece to the zoo. She was crying so I pointed out the chimpanzee to distract her. At the same time, he sat down and began to jack off. Now my niece won't stop making the same hand gesture. FML
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vriskahs8 12
Monkey see, monkey do.
michaelaranda 28
Have fun explaining that to her parents op.
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AndyPurdy 31
Well Shit
michaelaranda 28
Have fun explaining that to her parents op.
UserError94 18
Damnnnn.....monkeys are hella smart
PurpleMyth 28
It's an ape
riffehunter 16
26 are we talking about the chimp or the niece?
_Zobo_ 3
On the bright side, she did seem to be quite distracted.
orsombre_fml 11
And on the brighter side, she learnt something useful. :-)
vriskahs8 12
Monkey see, monkey do.
SailingIsLife 10
aaargh, you beat me to it :p
I_Like_Dogs 28
So did the chimpanzee.
lauren383 12
What are you a pirate?
yenze 18
Had to reread that i thought it said at the same time op sat down and started to jack off
SquirrelNutty 5
how old is your niece?
TheGolfGTI 24
It may seem hard now, but don't beat yourself up about it. She'll stop eventually. I hope things come out all right for you.
gracehi 33
You missed the perfect opportunity to use a "cum" pun.
Chunky__Monkey23 4
And also "don't beat yourself off- I mean up- about it" 😂
gracehi 33
At least she's not crying anymore.
Emint 16
At least it was your niece and not your nephew.
UserError94 18
Because jerking off is bad but getting a hand job is good..? Do you know this from first HAND experience?
aimbug 42
I'm more curious about what her parents said!