By zero_minded12 - 21/05/2009 03:08 - United States
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Roasted
By wordmalfunction - 25/05/2009 21:42 - United Kingdom
Uncanny
By Weezylover - 26/05/2009 08:24 - United Kingdom
School project [gone sexual]
By Cail - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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Making a scene
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Slow down
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Weird interaction
By Yue - 23/11/2009 21:14 - Canada
Man of faith
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Why would you do this?
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Jump scare
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By Vastu - 07/02/2010 17:42 - Nepal
Vastu tells us more.
well. the maid cant pay because we give her 15$ PER month. and we cant deduct it because... IN rural places of Nepal , where my servant comes from, one family consists of 9/10 sons or daughters .. so that 15$ directly goes to her HUGE family.
So I wouldn't talk and the audience wouldn't hear me. And I didn't make any awkward sounds in the restroom either. All of a sudden the audience just heard a huge "FLUSH!!!!"Which is why the sound guys didnt have time to turn off the mic. And they apologized to me afterwards, but it was embarrassing. Now it's funny.