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By poopsthegame - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Honolulu
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Actually when I told my humanities teacher about the project I learned that my math teacher has a degree in literature or something. 0_0
By satega - 10/12/2012 19:07 - United States - Smithville
Op here. Figured I'd add this tidbit, the ride originally consisted of me, my mother, my sister and my mothers boyfriend. So it really wasn't s family trip at all in ether end.
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Detroit
Funniest thing was i started laughing uncontrollably afterwards.