Road rage gone feral
By 16590 - 15/06/2012 22:13 - Sweden
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By 16590 - 15/06/2012 22:13 - Sweden
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OP here: Doctor says it's most likely due to the low blood pressure I didn't know I had prior to that visit. He suggested I include more salt in my diet, and that's about it. Also, I woke up with a towel draped over me, I'm definitely female, and no, the soap didn't smell like chloroform hahaha.
By seagull hater - 09/07/2012 15:44 - United States - San Diego
By Anonymous - 10/07/2012 10:03 - United States
Well how about this. This tool place in Florida, not new jersey. Yes there was a hole in the roof but he patched it up pretty quick. Yes my dad is a redneck and it was a brown recluse so it deserved to die. XD