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Today, I had my first accident in 5 years of driving. I clipped a Ford Fiesta, mirror to mirror. His mirror is totally destroyed. Mine is fine. I was so stressed afterwards that I reversed straight into another car. FML


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On 09/13/2012 at 1:25pm - money - by Arcam (man) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

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You need to relax. It was a mirror.

#1 - On 09/13/2012 at 5:03pm by Kiki242

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Fortunately the entire Fiesta costs about 100 pounds. You can probably find enough change in your sofa to fix it.

#6 - On 09/13/2012 at 5:04pm by DocBastard

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