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Today, it was my twenty-first birthday, and a couple of friends took me out to celebrate. After ordering us shots throughout the night, my friends took off abruptly, leaving me with my very first bar tab. FML

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Happy birthday! But I'm sorry. That really sucks.

#1 - On 08/11/2012 at 6:19pm by kitty292

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What dicks! Invite them again, drink as much as you can and go home and leave the tab to them

#3 - On 08/11/2012 at 6:22pm by fylx100

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