Going through the week like By Lewis - 24/01/2019 19:00 Yup, it's pretty much like it... I agree, your life sucks 270 You deserved it 110 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML I agree, your life sucks 47 269 You deserved it 14 939
Today, I met up with my boyfriend early before work to have some "fun time". We hadn't had sex in a while and decided to try it doggy style, up against the wall. We had been doing it for about 15 minutes until he abruptly stopped and said, "I don't know if it's in." It was. FML I agree, your life sucks 12 830 You deserved it 1 359
Today, my drunk grandma flashed me, after confusing me, a 19 year old girl, for my grandpa. FML I agree, your life sucks 30 909 You deserved it 2 347
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 374 You deserved it 5 765
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 697 You deserved it 41 748
Today, my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night and began to scream "Don't take me, take my children!" FML I agree, your life sucks 69 683 You deserved it 3 991
Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 961 You deserved it 2 928
Today, I got a cramp while swimming. It took the lifeguard 5 minutes to stop flirting with a girl before trying to help me. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 308 You deserved it 3 533