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Today, I told my parents I wanted to try modelling. I decided that since I have such a low self-esteem, that it might benefit me, and make me feel better about myself and how I look. The first thing out of my dad's mouth was, "What? Why? You're ugly." Thanks dad. FML


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On 03/15/2010 at 7:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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if you have a low self-esteem, modeling is just about the worst thing to do. the industry is brutal and harsh. just like your father, apparently. but hey, he saved you some time.

#8 - On 03/16/2010 at 4:08am by rosesareblue15

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Wow... I wouldn't know what to say to him. I probably would have kicked him in the balls and blamed him for my being ugly.

Well, if you're really ugly at least you know not to try... And if you're not, just go for it. You might have something to throw back in your dad's face.

#6 - On 03/16/2010 at 4:07am by cardinallove

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