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Today, I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk texts by me from the night before. Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7276) - you deserved it (37384)

On 01/10/2010 at 10:11am - misc - by ishouldntdrink (man) - United States (Florida)

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I'm getting the impression that you make a habit of getting blind drunk and texting people, then not remembering the following day. If I were you, I'd (a) stop drinking so much, (b) leave the phone at home if you're going to get that drunk, or (c) all of the above.

#5 - On 01/10/2010 at 2:33pm by Shalamar

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Oh man. This trend of "I got drunk and did something stupid, fuck my life." is totally not getting old, people.

Oh wait. Yes, yes it is.

#15 - On 01/10/2010 at 4:06pm by Shadic

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