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Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25302) - you deserved it (2838)

On 12/29/2009 at 9:21am - misc - by patrickRafael (man) - Singapore

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Well, he was trying to save you. I mean, it wasn't like he did it on purpose! I'm still gonna call FYL though.

#2 - On 12/29/2009 at 2:07pm by Tigg3r

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YDI for complaining. He was trying to save you.

#3 - On 12/29/2009 at 2:07pm by Elf_My_Life

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