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Today, a woman pushed me at the bar and told me how much she's always hated me. She was my grade five teacher. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30828) - you deserved it (3440)

On 12/18/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by flurina (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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I hate running into teachers during your adulthood. Especially if they end up mistaking you for the kid who sat next to you, causing trouble all the time, while you were the good kid. It's all the same to them.

#2 - On 12/18/2009 at 7:21pm by Luckster

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throw eggs at her car.. maybe at her too

#3 - On 12/18/2009 at 7:22pm by licci

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