Creepy

By Dummy - 10/11/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I saw an adorable girl at the bar and I went to talk to her. I decided to use my cheesiest pick up line to make her laugh. After I said it, she knew who I was. It was my cousin I hadn't seen in 8 years. FML
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LEPOfficer 0

I like how you said "adorable" to keep people from flamin' you for thinking your cousin is hawt.

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frootloopkicker 0

I could totally see something like this happening to me... That's what happens when you have a large family where you only see a person once every five to ten years. Definitely FYL.

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crazytoaster 2

Incest: Keep it in the family and your kid might become president! Hey, it worked for Bush!

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YDI_King 0

YDI for being gross. you knew who she was. you were just trying to hit that sweet cousin ass

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darkshadow_fml 0

dude, Ohio isnt NEARLY far enough South for incest to be okay.

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Atmaster 3

maybe your cousin will recognize you and take it as a joke she never has to know what you you wanted to do to her

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DalekScythe 0

not really an FML. yeah it's a bit akward, but now you can see what you cousin has been up to and what she's been doing and hang out! so more like WIN ( kind of)

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Lemarine 7

Incest is overrated, I think OP should go for it

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eragon2262 6

its only incest if she gets prego ;) haha and yes she recognized him first but after her realized who she was he could have played it off as a joke

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WeStayCrunk24x7 0

YDI for not saying: those are some nice looking legs what time do they open?

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frootloopkicker 0

I could totally see something like this happening to me... That's what happens when you have a large family where you only see a person once every five to ten years. Definitely FYL.

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youfaililaugh 0

Disgusting dick. That just proves that the only girl you can get is one within your family. Fail.

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amerrah 4

incest is best when its in the family! gross.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Ah. Your cousin is SOOOO adorable! OP - Did you stick it in her pooper?

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f_my_flip_life 5

Agreed!! At first I thought it was about a little girl until I read "at the bar". o_O

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monzach 5

kinda makes OP seem like a child molester

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growingupnextmon 3

My love for you is like diarrhea, its explosive and I just cant control it. =). Either way your definitely a smooth criminal.

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xclegend613 0

i'm normally not a fan for using pick up lines but that sir has got to be the best. if you ever use that and she goes home with you your a champ. if i use it i will make sure i reference you

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col535 0

that would make me have to shit like hell.

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LEPOfficer 0

I like how you said "adorable" to keep people from flamin' you for thinking your cousin is hawt.

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Mx_Rider 6

#6 win lol op dam son you suck at spitting game..and at youre cousin sickkk ... o w n e d. live and learn! :D

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TJStarzZ 8

What kind of family are you from? Last time I went to a family reunion, there were cousins I hadn't seen since I was 5, and I STILL remember them. Close-knit families are ftw. :D

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