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Today, I went to a petting zoo to take pictures. I look down to see a goat chewing the sleeve of my new sweater, so as I reached down to get it loose, it started eating my hair. People took pictures of me wrestling the goat before they helped me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29907) - you deserved it (3556)

On 11/09/2009 at 4:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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WWE here you come.

#1 - On 11/09/2009 at 10:18am by repyourcliche

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What the hell is up with all these petting zoo fml's lately? It's like there was some kind of fml gathering or something....

#3 - On 11/09/2009 at 10:25am by n0lovesongs

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