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Today, I repaired a boiler for a wealthy guy in a big house. While there, I fixed a leaking tap for free. When I went to go, the man slipped something into my shirt pocket and said "have a drink on me." When I got to my truck, I discovered that he'd given me a tea bag. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (74748) - you deserved it (5673)

On 03/25/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by toast - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

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lol who DOES that?

#2 - On 03/25/2009 at 6:16pm by jarofarts

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ahahah, that's HILARIOUS!!

#3 - On 03/25/2009 at 6:19pm by notsodelighted

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