Today, I repaired a boiler for a wealthy guy in a big house. While there, I fixed a leaking tap for free. When I went to leave, the man slipped something into my shirt pocket and said, "Have a drink on me." When I got to my truck, I discovered that he'd given me a tea bag. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I accidentally threw a glass of iced tea in my own face, because the restaurant I'd been going to for over a decade switched from heavy glass mugs to identical light-as-a-feather plastic mugs. FML
Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paperclip. FML
Today, my wife, who has a drinking problem, looked me straight in the eye as she poured herself a "water" bottle to enjoy while at work. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to sneak out of work early and pay a little visit to the pub. I ended up staggering home, drunkenly making myself a nacho cheese dorito milkshake with the blender, then promptly puked my guts out all over the kitchen table. FML
Today, my company was having a huge party so I went to work dressed in my best outfit. During lunch break, my boss said to me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML
Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML
Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML
Today, at work as a cashier, a guy came up with a cart full of stuff and it took me 10 minutes to ring it all up. When I told him his total, he felt his pockets, said, "Oh shit, I forgot my wallet!" and walked off. He left about 15 bags worth of things for me to put back. FML
Today, I was having my morning coffee while getting ready for work. I grabbed clothes off the floor to throw in the hamper. I accidentally threw my full coffee instead. FML
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jarofarts 0
lol who DOES that?
notsodelighted 0
ahahah, that's HILARIOUS!!
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abcdefghijklmno_fml 0
i don't think this is really FML-worthy.... how is your life screwed by this? yeah, it's weird, but i don't get how this is FML-worthy. haha it is kinda funny though
Shamzzz 0
Maybe it could be some sort of exotic expensive tea that costs 500$ a box? Then the OP threw it away .
PhoenixFiend 0
I agree. Its actually kind of funny. He didn't have to give this guy anything. OP needs a sense of humor. I would have cracked up in hyseterics.
tatababe 1
what tea flavor was is
jarofarts 0
lol who DOES that?
crazychick1269 7
apparently the owner of the house?
BrutalFbomb 5
Lol OP got " teabagged" lmao
Vaati_fml 20
Mr.Krabs maybe.
guskta 17
seems like OP has encountered a wild mastertroll
wowbuddy 19
The British
notsodelighted 0
ahahah, that's HILARIOUS!!
marz88 0
What kind of teabag? :p These arent always FMLs alot of them are just funny as all hell
Tehalon 0
Besides money he has humor xD
JackTheRipper_fml 0
maybe he wants to t-bag your face
meandmoi_fml 0
Give him a teabag in return
xiaoxaio 5
wat kind of teabag are we talking here
hpodity 0
that's really really funny... but hey, with the economic downturn that tea-bag could be a good investment!
iPwn 0
Lmao, That's amazing! I'm definitely using this in the future.
mf_fml 0
not so much an fml, just sooo awkwardly good! hahaha.