Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML

by Mason_Jayson / 03/22/2009 at 3:45pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous

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  • Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.

    #1 - On 03/22/2009 at 6:32pm by freaky922

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  • while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.

    #2 - On 03/22/2009 at 6:33pm by xjbearx

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