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Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML


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On 08/01/2009 at 3:24pm - misc - by Jesse (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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Unlucky. I used to have the same responses, got into a lot of trouble when I was in school for that.

#7 - On 08/01/2009 at 5:45pm by edthered

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haha thats funny.. i laugh when i dont know what else to do in a trully akward situation, or when an angry person is screaming at me

#6 - On 08/01/2009 at 5:42pm by crisle12358

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