whymomwhy
Salem, United States
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
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Anonymous
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emancipate me
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worldclassrager 39
Did she say you were a pussy?
Miss_Mandi 29
That's really catty of her.
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worldclassrager 39
Did she say you were a pussy?
FartOnMe 11
I'm replying to #1 lulululululululul
coried91 28
Thanks for clarifying that. We would have never known who you were responding to if you didn't tell us. Oh and just so we're clear I'm replying to #11. Your welcome for saving you the headache of trying to figure out who I was responding to.
coried91 28
You're** damn edit period ended before I caught that.
jakers8424 18
Calm down. I'm responding to #30
FartOnMe 11
hey #30 I just witnessed a pair of extremely angry **** passing by. if their yours, you need to calm them.
coried91 28
Just for your knowledge, I wasn't being angry. Just sarcastic. It may seem like I was being angry and sarcastic but never fear, I am not as bitchy as my comment seemed. My bad.
coried91 28
Also 34, my **** are positively happy. I can assure you of that.
QuaDECH 13
@34 they're*
Miss_Mandi 29
That's really catty of her.
devildog562 33
This could be a catastrophic event in their relationship.
JMichael 25
this really tickles my whiskers.
PhinIt2WinIt 24
this is the purr-fect time for the OP to talk to their mom.
star14394 20
I guess she likes one-sided conversations
devildog562 33
I don't know what's worse, the fact mom is talking to the cat, or talkin shit about her offspring. All you have to do is say you're a product of her and the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
nataliewby 25
Did you guys end up getting into a catfight?
JustinJK 21
OP probably wasn't feline a catfight because they were probably too fur-ious after the betrayl of their mothers apawing behavior. Idk lol stahhhpp
lexid17 12
That's a little strange.
rvontr88 21
I talk shit with my cats all the time.
JMichael 25
You know mommy only loves you Mr. Tinkles, unlike that ungrateful child of mine.
QuaDECH 13
Not really what you would call a purrfect parent.
FartOnMe 11
downvote
QuaDECH 13
Damn, I was feeling good about this when I posted it.
PizzaElHutt 7
I thought it was clever.
Hop6e 22
Time to spread a rumor about your mom! To the cat.