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Today, was the first day my grandma has seen me since I started going to tanning beds. She is now considering taking me out of her will because I look like "a damn Indian". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27853) - you deserved it (34843)

On 08/12/2014 at 2:07am - misc - by kirstyrd - United States (Michigan)

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your grandma sounds great

#1 - On 08/12/2014 at 9:04am by Lebeaugars95

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Hmmm.....if you are looking that dark, you may want to lay off the tanning a bit. Sounds like you may be overdoing it.

#7 - On 08/12/2014 at 9:15am by anyoldnamewilldo

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