Today, I got to spend 4 hours on a bus with a group of selfie-taking teenagers who spent the majority of the time trying to harmonize while singing various songs. I'm pretty sure half of them were tone deaf. FML
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Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I had to sit in between two boys on a two-hour bus ride. They were watching a movie and each of them had shared an earphone. They made me hold the phone up so both of them could see the screen. FML
Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started playing my favorite song I whipped out my video camera and sang along. As I was reviewing the video later, I realized that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing. FML
Today, I couldn't sleep because a group of drunken guys decided to stay out all night singing Disney songs. They had loudspeakers too. FML
Today, I was driving around with a few friends when one of them suggested we go in to an insurance company's office and sing their jingle. I'm an awful singer, so I was planning on lip syncing. Everyone else had the same idea. FML
Today, I was the weird girl on the city bus who falls asleep then makes a loud, weird noise and wakes herself up. FML
Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, our band had a road trip. Two people chose to stack themselves on top of each other to share a seat rather than sit in the last seat next to me. FML
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Bano360 25
Shutup Meg
FemskyD 26
And That.. Is why you should always have a role of ducktape in your handbag =D
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Comments (69)
MinaGermania 12
I'm sorry you had to hear that, but singing is fun so I understand them too. Eventhough they shouldn't bother people like that especially if it's as bad as you say.
Bano360 25
Shutup Meg
Jessj958 19
Hahahaha!! That is hilarious!
FemskyD 26
And That.. Is why you should always have a role of ducktape in your handbag =D
mario2012 18
Roll*
rosenkrieger223 24
*Duct tape, Since we are on the subject of picking apart and correcting comments
RenoTheRhino 30
*that
Pleonasm 35
*...
Mauskau 35
Ducktape is correct as it's a brand of duct tape.
OptimusVader 23
Then that would make it a proper noun. Which means it should be *Ducktape.
Stazza11 27
Kinky.
ThomasBombadil 31
This is very similar to the final test of becoming a Jedi. How did you do OP?
Puffytruffles 18
But first, Let me post a FML!
rosenkrieger223 24
Patience, young padawan.
minauto 15
#10 i don't see how this FML requires a grace period...?
Ryanc621 9
It's a reference to that awful song about taking selfies," but first,let me take a selfie!" Is one of the lyrics
Nathan_h24 17
this is our generation.
rosenkrieger223 24
I fail to see how one's generation determines vocal ability.
FucYoCouch 13
Oh yes, 5, our generation is TERRIBLE. The number of people graduating Highschool has significantly increased, teenage pregnancy has lowered tremendously, and racism isn't as strong as it was in past generations but a group of TEENAGED girls singing and taking "Selfies" ruins our generation. Just because you aren't into what other people of this generation are into does NOT make you any better than anyone else. Let them be annoying and "ruin" our generation because I'd rather have annoying people in our generation than doped out teens who do not care if they live to see tomorrow. Sorry for the rant but it really upsets me when people look down on this generation due to teenagers being teenagers -_-
dyehardxen 19
How do you know that everyone that visits this site are part if your generation?
hellnosucka 27
#23 is having a bitch fit.
ericb982 8
#49 is raging at #23's decent comment
ruckfules85 34
Generation!! Y u do dis?!
parism143 28
Refer to #23
bummervacation 10
You should have just joined in. Creepy strangers either act as encouragement, or a serious deterrent to teenage fun. And the more you "help" the more likely it is they'll relocate away from you. Next time, keep that in mind, k? Actually, maybe never mind that. There are soo many ways this could go wrong haha
rhysfucker 24
I could see police involvement if OP tried to join in...
albinochipmunks 7
Since when can you get the cops called on you for singing?
tygerarmy 35
OP, if you didn't have headphones there are a lot of things you could've done. Sing worse than them, off time, mess up the lyrics. You can sing songs you like, and mess with their ability to sing. You can obliviously take their pictures and record their singing. Or any combination of the above and they'll probably stop. And I really don't see how the police would get involved if the OP had joined in.
jazzy_123 20
24, probably the time when everyone's ears start bleeding lol
MrDonSalvetti 27
That's the main reason why I NEVER go out without my headphones. Headphones on, World off.
Earths_Venus 25
There's a guy a couple of FMLs back who should have given you his joint.
misunderstood94 15
Yea, that guy is actually a girl... Awkward!
Bano360 25
The other day I refused to leave for college until my iPod charged. Bus journeys with no music is torture.
rosenkrieger223 24
They are definitely a must for tuning out any number of annoyances you come across on public transit...