Today, I was texting an artist friend telling her I wanted to buy her paintings; going on and on about how much I wanted it and loved the way they looked and couldn't wait to have them. I realized my phone had corrected paintings to panties. FML
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Today, I spent the whole night and day painting a portrait of my girlfriend. Being proud of it, I sent it to her hoping she would appreciate it. I spent hours working on that picture only for her to reply with, "That's not me, is it?" FML
Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML
Today, my wife sold her first painting and was so proud of herself, until she found the buyer online and realized his YouTube page is full of videos where he paints over horrible art and turns it into good art. Her painting was on it, and yes, he visibly improved it and yes, my wife is raging at me. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
Today, my best friend went in for her scheduled mammogram, and I sent her a text saying, "How're your boobies?" It was only after I sent it that I realized I'd sent it to my history professor. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, as my friend was rudely rummaging through my phone, she saw a picture of the pottery I've painted her for Christmas. Not only did she see it, but she also declared it ugly. That's probably the present I'm the most proud of this Christmas. FML
Today, I spent hours hand-painting an awesome design on a gift for a friend. My husband was supposed to assemble it when I finished, but when I stepped back to admire my work, he informed me that the whole thing was sideways. He watched me paint it. FML
Today, one of my paintings was accepted into a local art gallery. It would've been a dream come true, had my "best friend" not submitted it under her own name and taken all the credit. FML
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BoltTheSuperdog 22
But was that REALLY a mistake?
Wizardo 33
Hopefully south and into her panties.
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BoltTheSuperdog 22
But was that REALLY a mistake?
KK3137 31
Freudian slip?
Michael903 18
Does that kind of slip come with panties?
falon142012 22
This is one of those FML's that I REALLY hope has a follow-up!
JMichael 25
Of course it wasn't. OP claims he meant paintings when really he meant panties. He's just trying to make himself look all innocent. For shame OP.
LynxieLynx 17
the words that get autocorrect are recent words or words that were used often i'm pretty sure. naughy naughty, OP! xD
jazzy_123 20
Sheldon: *laptop speaking for him* Penny Penny Penny... do you have some tea I can have? Penn6: uhh yeah sure Sheldon: and some hiny too.. I mean honey! *sly smile on his face* lol reminded me of Big Bang Theory, love that show.
BoltTheSuperdog 22
#49 I know; that was part of the humor. Jeez, lighten up a little bit!
TheCanucklehead 22
"I really want to buy your panties... *paintings LOL" There ya go. All fixed. :)
incoherentrmblr 21
What a dumbass...
Lanker 17
Isn't autocorrect the best? *sarcasm off
oathkeeper99 31
Maybe you'll get both.
love2killu 21
"hi can I buy your panties?"
JR7ISME 18
no
BlueFlatts 20
Is it just me or am I the only one who finds it ironic that a girl asked to buy the panties and a guy said no?
energizerbunny23 18
If it works out you'll be thanking autocorrect.
deathstroke990 22
Have fun explaining that one.
BoltTheSuperdog 22
I hope you don't ask to see her brush! Autocorrect might turn it into, well...
epeeftw 16
Took me a second...
Martnikk 15
You don't need autocorrect for that. Just a typo will be enough
GreenxArrow 4
You should proofread
Kibaruto 33
Not enough people do.
buttcramp 21
It was an innocent mistake that could have happened to anyone. Hopefully the artist friend laughs about the misunderstanding.
DeeDeeJay 15
A common mistake for everyone. Maybe she'll understand what you really meant?
Sundevil99 10
Not sure asking girls to see their panties is common or a mistake
warsun 27
Let alone buying their panties
0h_Boy 26
Proofreading is fundamental
Soloman212 28
I reread that a few times expecting there to be an intentional misspelling as a joke.