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Today, I found a great recipe for dinner, and emailed it to myself with the subject "Dinner tonight". Hours later, I'd forgotten all about it, opened my emails, saw the subject line, and thought someone was asking me out to dinner. I got really excited until I saw the sender address. FML


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On 01/06/2014 at 3:57pm - misc - by Mels (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Well was the dinner good at least?

#1 - On 01/06/2014 at 6:42pm by blakesinthelake

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It's almost like a nice little surprise like finding money but that surprise turns into pain when you realize it's Monopoly money..

#4 - On 01/06/2014 at 6:45pm by EverestMelting

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