Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the gym. Once in the changing room, I realized I'd left my headphones at home. I had to work out without any music, so I spent the next 90 minutes being reminded how loud and obnoxious some gym-goers can be. FML
Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML
Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
Today, I had my earbuds in while walking to work. I was so into a particular song that I didn't notice I was singing out loud despite people being around. A random jogger gave me a thumbs-up and said, "Shit voice, wrong lyrics." FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, I was playing some CoD online, when I realised I'd started humming an annoyingly catchy Bieber tune. Before I could come to my senses and pull out my mic, a bunch of my teammates started sarcastically singing along. FML
Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. As I was on the treadmill, I accidentally hit the emergency stop button. In my attempt to play it cool, I tried to pretend it was intentional and yelled, "I've reached my fitness goal for the day!" FML
Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML
Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML
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crunchmunchkin 13
I wanna be the very best.
deceivedandlied 19
Everyone was probably singing along in there heads, no worrys OP.
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Comments (163)
crunchmunchkin 13
I wanna be the very best.
Dt33345 13
Like no one ever was.
fawfulster 11
To catch them is my real test To train them is my cause
Dt33345 13
I will travel across the land
ImJKingYou 8
Searching far and wide
crunchmunchkin 13
Each Pokemon to understand the power that's inside!
science-teacher 15
Ruined it
crunchmunchkin 13
Mission failed.
150493x 29
#17 do you just want to see the world burn?
KatieMajestic 17
**** those kind of people.
science-teacher 15
I love my life
subiedude08 17
Pokémon It's you and me I know it's my destiny Pokémon
omgitsmoe 26
Did anybody battle you ?
tacos_are_good 8
Pokemon ohhh you're my bestfriend in a world we must defendd
JMichael 26
Had anyone seen the Lindsey Stirling Video to the Pokemon Theme song? I sing along to it :D
SomeRandomGuy15 18
POKEMON! Gotta Catch 'Em All! A heart so true! Our courage will pull us through!
science-teacher 15
Just stop
150493x 29
Never tell a Pokémon fan to stop.
Azula272 14
You teach me and I teach you. Pokemon!!!! Gotta catch em alll! POKÉMON!
Bloink 25
LINDSEY STIRLING
Dt33345 13
**** you #17. We had something awesome going on.
Paradoxxxx 16
Never ever ever aha
crunchmunchkin 13
And in the end, FLAWLESS VICTORY.
FrankHotpants 31
#17 used shitty comment.....it's ineffective.
deathseeker16758 4
Like no one ever was
tjv3 10
Just tell them it's tactical training
gear4 29
digimon!
KingreX32 21
freaking 17 jeez dude.
Calingaladha 21
Every challenge along the way, with courage I will face.
150493x 29
#125 leave.
subiedude08 17
To claim my rightful place Come with me, the time is right There's no better team Arm and arm, we'll win the fight It's always been our dream. Pokémon It's you and me I know it's my destiny Pokemon
subiedude08 17
Pokémon Oh, you're my best friend In a world we must defend Pokémon A heart so true Our courage will pull us through You teach me and i'll teach you Pokémon Gotta catch 'em all
deceivedandlied 19
Everyone was probably singing along in there heads, no worrys OP.
tacojauns 45
keywords " in there heads"
timelessone 16
keyword: their
Dthsapprntc 23
The word is "their". "There" is in reference to a place/location, as in "that cool dude singing the Pokémon theme is over there". Just in case you didn't know. ;-)
FreakoHolm 6
Keyword: worries
qwerty5536 6
I hate when people correct people like that...you knew what she was saying right? Then stfu
qwerty5536 6
Grammar police
tacojauns 45
In my defense I was quoting the person above me
ebonyirony 29
Gotta Catch em All! Or at least in your case, turn all those heads.
summerguy97 16
Soldier during the day, pokemon master at night.
Thunderlaxus 10
This comment deserves more likes!
SixthSinEnvy 39
If this isn't illustrated I'll be so sad. Just the mental image had me in tears from laughing so hard.
Hyde_is_Back 4
There was a picture made. A man in camo opened up his jacket to show trainer badges pinned inside.
Anti666 17
There's no shame in that. Screw what they think!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Yep! And, OP, your username is one of the most appropriate puns to a situation ever.
LC3290 16
Stuff happens even to the best of us :)
makersmarkmike 17
There is nothing wrong with Pokemon!!!
AngelLovesDerby 10
That really sucks op!
starbunnytwinkle 3
No. It really doesn't.
klovemachine 24
Maybe a little bit :O
sarcasticlover 30
hahah but who doesn't love pokemon? dont tell me no one else joined u!
KnownAsCAJ 11
I wouldnt be embarrassed if i were you, If i heard someone singing that it'd make my day :)
Dthsapprntc 23
Never was a big Pokémon fan myself, but that is pretty awesome. I always sing along to the Animaniacs theme myself :-)