Today, I got into a fight with my mother. Her idea of a birthday present to me is buying me a husband. Yes, buying. She told an asshat she found online about my trust fund, and now they're both trying to put together "the wedding of the millennium". She still doesn't understand why I'm mad. FML

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  • Don't agree to it. Seriously, no one can force you into a wedding or marriage you don't want.

    #2 - On 10/26/2013 at 10:03am by Welshite

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  • Your mother can't just marry you off like that! It's unethical! It's immoral! It's just plain wrong to marry some stranger!

    You and your trust fund should marry me instead.

    #10 - On 10/26/2013 at 10:15am by DocBastard

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