Today, I got into a fight with my mother. Her idea of a birthday present to me is buying me a husband. Yes, buying. She told an asshat she found online about my trust fund, and now they're both trying to put together "the wedding of the millennium". She still doesn't understand why I'm mad. FML
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mn_shr 22
Hello everyone, OP here. I feel like I need to clear something up, and that's living in the Middle East does not mean I am from the Middle East. I repeat, not from Qatar. Also, Muslim or otherwise, Arab girls have the complete freedom to refuse marriage as they see fit. Not that there aren't exceptions to that, but for the most part girls are far more autonomous nowadays. To whoever looked up stuff on the internet, I'd like to say for a fact that it is 100% untrue. To clear up my situation, I'd like to point out I'm a very ritualistic person and my birthday means a lot to me. Seeing as my mother and I have never gotten along, and frankly don't like each other very much, her way to sabotage my birthday was to bribe this Sir Asshole McLoser to marry me. I've made my disinterest very clear so for those rooting that I give it a shot, please don't. I'm turning 23 and I think I'm going to wait a few years before considering resorting to arranged courtships and the like. Thanks for whoever wished me a happy birthday! P.S. Mr. Bastard, I've always had a thing for your sense of humor, I'm sure we could make something work.
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Welshite 39
Don't agree to it. Seriously, no one can force you into a wedding or marriage you don't want.
DocBastard 38
Your mother can't just marry you off like that! It's unethical! It's immoral! It's just plain wrong to marry some stranger! You and your trust fund should marry me instead.
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Ksweety_fml 27
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You might Thank your mom one day. What if you fall in love with your soon to be Husband.? You never know......... (:
Catahoulaqueen_fml 17
You must live in some shitty, cliche romance novel...
awilliams44 9
Be like "mum I already found my internet husband!"
swingdoll 4
Are you Jewish? I have a multitude of friends who have mothers that are enthusiastically trying to rush them to the alter, too. However, they're attempts have been far less proactive.
perdix 29
#47, Maybe if it's Dr. Asshat.
noworkingballs 6
I realised you are from Qatar. Isn't this what they do there? It may be a different country but you can't blame her if that's what they do there.
CobraLazerFace 21
What? Just because it's in Quatar women have no rights?
Dcm210 19
Tell her your a lesbian.
evalu8tor 12
Send him a picture of you wearing a strap on. Tell him you are not a lesbian. That might slow him down
RedPillSucks 31
Or get him incredibly turned on, and more persistent.
asherm 15
They don't seem to mind marrying off their children....*shudder
Q94 5
1st world problems....
xRezSynn 15
Just don't go with it. You can't be forced.
stupidbox 9
wow :D is he cute? haha just kidding.
mn_shr 22
I would hate for this to be a factor at all, but no he isn't very attractive looking.