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Today, my mom made fun of me because I'm 16 and have never had a boyfriend, then bragged that at my age she was already pregnant with me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59225) - you deserved it (3483)

On 10/12/2013 at 9:59pm - misc - by roundtherose - United States (Alaska)

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Jokes on her being on MTV ain't an accomplishment

#1 - On 10/13/2013 at 2:36am by ohrlly7457

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Just tell her at least you're not a hoe like she was.

#4 - On 10/13/2013 at 2:37am by onealmxwilson

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