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Today, I received a slip through my door saying that the package I'd ordered couldn't be delivered today because no-one was home to sign for it. I got the slip just in time to watch the guy who put it through my letterbox get in his van, look me in the eye and drive off. FML


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On 05/18/2013 at 5:41am - misc - by JACKxRAWR (man) - United Kingdom

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Yo that's messed up. I hate when they knock and only hang around for like 3 seconds before leaving.

#2 - On 05/18/2013 at 10:00am by miyaviichan

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That sucks, OP. I've found a lot of delivery drivers don't even bother knocking, and just assume no one is home during working hours, and fill out the slip.

#3 - On 05/18/2013 at 10:01am by iluvpeanutbutter

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