Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
No kidding
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Happy days
Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML
Dude, step up your game
Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
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tswizz 13
How many likes did it get?
manda1511 5
I hate how important conversations have been reduced to a text message...
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tswizz 13
How many likes did it get?
perdix 31
#1, I'm not sure, but I do know he likes to give "pokes!" ;)
kj51 5
We live in a world where boyfriends find out about pregnancy via text. SMH
peasonearth 8
Condoms are a great invention.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I was conceived with a condom, just sayin. Maybe OP and her boyfriend used one as well. OP, why did you tell your boyfriend through a picture of the test?! Isn't that something that's better told in person?
fleg 9
23...why the **** would you know that? Some parents need to learn to keep some shit to themselves.
happle 21
23- I was conceived the same way. 30- My mom told me because she thought I would see myself as a stronger person because "ain't no condom hold me back."
fleg 9
34- too bad it also says "You were an accident. We didn't want you."
BubbleGrunge 18
38-most pregnancies are accidents.
marxistbkly 3
A responsible parent would tell his or her child that he or she was conceived despite using a condom so the child would not hold the false believe that condoms are 100# effective.
happle 21
57 is right, you should use 2 condoms instead of one.
Enslaved 38
Me too!! Broken condom babies UNITE! (:
HannahLouise96 13
Wow, I'm feeling kinda left out here. I guess I'm one of the few babies who were actually planned. Well, my parents SAY I was planned.....
stargirl_95 24
68 - I hope you're being sarcastic. Using two condoms creates friction between them that makes them more likely to break or fall off. Stick to one condom and use it with another form of birth control such as the pill.
happle 21
95- Of course I'm being sarcastic. That was one of the three things we were actually taught in sex ed.
Catkam623 27
What were the other two?
ScaughtieHolden 11
Did any of you win the lawsuit?
happle 21
103- How to unwrap a condom onto a ruler and what it's like for the teacher to poke us with said ruler.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#30 - It's not like I ASKED, lol. My mom will do anything she can to embarrass me. It makes her laugh when I squirm with disgust. Edit: Just read through the other comments and it does make sense for her to tell me, even though it's gross, because it's important for teens to know condone don't always work.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Condoms* Damn iPhone autocorrect :P
Steel_BZ 8
Condoms suck!
ChoolyBooly 32
My husband and I wanted to wait to have kids. I was taking birth control...I still got pregnant. I am so glad to have my daughter but I wanted to join the others who are saying that contraception of any kind is never 100%.
perdix 31
It's a nice day for a White Wedding. Your dad owns a shotgun, right?
gc327072 31
Well even if he doesn't it's still a nice day to START AGGAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNN!!!
fanaticdragon 10
Hey, little sister.
Clioo_fml 17
Well, if you weren't trying for a baby then that's a pretty possible reaction. But then again, those are the consequences of sex.
theballetdancer 5
Yeah if they were not trying to have a baby I don't understand why OP would be so shocked by his reaction.
tylahgrace 12
trying for a baby or not, sending a picture of a positive test probably wasn't the best way to tell him
tylahgrace 12
regardless of wether they were trying for a baby or not, she probably shouldn't have sent him a picture of a positive test.
nigsuzzi 3
The real question tylagrace is whether or not she should have told him via pic regardless if they were trying. Care to weigh in?
iipinkette 16
Maybe he'll warm up to the idea...? Anyways, congrats on the baby!
manda1511 5
I hate how important conversations have been reduced to a text message...
cgchamp89 7
I think the point of the text was to send the picture. It should have been followed by a phone call, though...
lilhellian 27
7 Not everyone can do phone calls tho..
2RaRa25 6
I think if she had time to take a pregnancy test, take the picture of it, and then send it, there was probably also time to do a phone call. Yeah, it would've been better in person or least on the phone, but if OP was trying to do something surprising and sweet, I don't blame her.
hornyunicorny 2
Agreed! My gf told me she loves me in a text. It was sweet but I wish she had done it in person..
justcreepinggg 9
It probably seemed like a cute idea to send a picture of the test result
theballetdancer 5
While I guess it would be a cute idea. OP was probably so excited (if they were trying) that she couldn't wait to tell him in person and so sent him a text. Personally I'd rather phone them than text..
alycion 39
Excitement or not I can see no reason to do that kind of news via text. It needs to be done in person if possible or phone if not. If someone broke news to me like that through a text message, I'd be depressed at the thought of the habits like that that they would pass onto the child.
j3ebrules 13
Yeah, if they both were really trying to have a kid. Otherwise, not so cute.
LukeE45 10
Maybe he was posting about a death of a family member and had not read your text?
LittlestPrincess 21
that's very specific... Are you OP's boyfriend????
LukeE45 10
I hope not!.. Let me just go check my phone
Dracoboxer357 36
Op, I'm sorry your boyfriend doesn't share your enthusiasm of having a wonderful addition to your life's. But congratulations on the baby! Hoping you have a complication free pregnancy! :D
WhisperSoflty 20
Disclaimer: this is posted under the assumption that the OP and her bf are high school or college aged. Maybe I'm just painfully old-fashioned, but I don't think that having a baby out of wedlock is a good thing. I still hope she has a complication-free pregnancy and that her baby is healthy and happy and all that, but I think saying, "congratulations" is sending the wrong message. Life is a gift, but unwed parenthood isn't.
simoncat 11
Grammar Nazi on patrol. "Life's" is incorrect. "Lives" is correct.
happle 21
66- Calm down, he's just trying to be optimistic.
Dracoboxer357 36
66- Oh, yes, lives. You are quite correct. :) The deer was right though, perhaps I was trying to be a little too optimistic. ;)
Trai 6
Completely unrelated, I'm sure.
howdeedoo 22
How are you so sure? It happened shortly after OP sent the picture, so it makes sense that it has to with the pregnancy.
Trai 6
*whoosh* feel that breeze on your scalp?
Brssps 13
Great father he will be
MedKits 9
Yoda, you are not.
X_Codes 11
Depressed, we are as well. Bred, he has.