Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML
Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
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Top comments
tswizz 13
How many likes did it get?
manda1511 5
I hate how important conversations have been reduced to a text message...
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Comments (148)
simoncat 11
I'm sorry. Does ANYONE get married before getting knocked up any more?
Eaglenation7 2
57- I dont think telling the child they were an accident would be a great idea
Chazzzor 10
News like that you give in person, in private. Doing it the way you did, what did you expect?
phoenix72 9
Why the hell would you share such huge news by text??
Valiumknights44 12
This is a prime exams of why you never friend your significant other on Facebook. You always read or see something you wish you hadn't.
Valiumknights44 12
#77 I meant example not exams. Damned auto correct!
beehardxcore 26
I'd say a pregnancy is something that should be discussed face to face... Or at least with a phone call. But a text??
marcranger 29
YDI for 1) not discussing your intentions regarding a BC failure as soon as, if not before, you became intimate and 2) telling him by text picture! Seriously, if I found out about a life-changing event in a cutesy manner, I'd be beyond depressed and onto suicidal.
charvisioku 22
If you guys were actually trying for a baby, I think that's quite a cute way to tell him. If it was unplanned, not so much. It's shit of him to do that though.
jjmoraes99 13
lol well the guy is right for being depressed because he'll have to deal with dirty diapers and all but still you both are the ones to blame so YDI
stargirl_95 24
This is the kind of thing you tell someone face-to-face, not via text message. If the pregnancy was unplanned then I can understand why he would be upset about it, especially if the two of you are young, because a baby is a life time commitment and many people are simply not ready for that. However, I am not condoning his actions. Complaining about it on Facebook was a pretty dick thing to do.