Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML
Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
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tswizz 13
How many likes did it get?
manda1511 5
I hate how important conversations have been reduced to a text message...
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Comments (148)
llama612 27
@Avenger The statistical probability though in this situation is that they had unprotected sex. You should always use protection when you are having sex if you don't plan on having kids even if there is a small chance you can still get pregnant whilst using protection it's still smaller odds than not using it at all.
missysel 2
Awh shit. Fml is right. but why would you tell him over text... that's something that should be said in person?
Lazy_girlAZ17 1
what did the text say?
glki 7
Was pregnant?
DjMonroe95 11
Maybe something else was going on at the moment, but as soon as he saw the picture you sent him, I'm sure it was the greatest day of his life! Congrats!
DEATHBYEX1LE 11
I doubt that highly.
DEATHBYEX1LE 11
lol fie
danilovesgave 6
dump him.
ughhseriouslywow 10
Right, because it's difficult for two people to raise an unexpected baby, so I'm sure the kid would be better off being being raised by only one person who wasn't expecting it. Everyone knows children are better off without their fathers.
cartedor 18
Men view the news at the extreme opposite end of the spectrum, it's a fact
captain__jj 5
Believe it or not, not every woman wants to have kids either.
Weeone13 5
Honestly, people like this don't really sound too fit to be having children. Their complete lack of respect for each other (her for texting such HUGE news, him for disregarding her feelings) and even so much as continuing the childishness by posting an FML about it. I guess nothing, especially of all things the creation of human life, is sacred anymore.
captain__jj 5
Why are her feelings the only important ones? The boyfriend has every right to be depressed about it, though I agree she shouldn't have texted the news to him.
myklknife 6
Not everybody wants children and its completely uncool to think it would be positively received.