Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML
Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
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tswizz 13
How many likes did it get?
manda1511 5
I hate how important conversations have been reduced to a text message...
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Comments (148)
DelphiCat 17
Unless you were actively trying for a baby, which given his reaction you were not, that has got to be the most inappropriate way, ever, to tell anyone they're going to have children.
llama612 27
I've heard of girls putting the positive test up on facebook before telling their boyfriends, that is probs the only thing that trumps sending a picture text of it to you BF
cougar41 8
You should be using protection to prevent pregnancy unless you both decided together you want to raise a baby together till its 21
captain__jj 5
Because there's no way protection would ever fail right?
ughhseriouslywow 10
You don't send a text message to inform a guy that you are carrying his child. You should have at least called him. Maybe he was so depressed because he found out he was going to be a father via text message.
BlitheNightmare 7
We need more information. What did he say when he did reply? How long did it take from the picture being sent to the facebook post. For all we know he could have posted that just as she sent the picture and I didn't update till after the picture was sent. Pictures usually take longer to send then a normal message.
Envy1798 2
That is the most inappropriate way to inform ANYONE of that, much less the FATHER! Whether you were trying or not (most likely), you could have at the very least called him!
Shade1982 21
I seriously don't see how this is inappropriate at all. If I would receive a sonogram of my gf with said picture, I'd be delighted. The better question is, did they maybe not talk about having children first? If this is the case, I can understand how it may have been a shock to him...
Shade1982 21
Sorry, I meant positive test instead of sonogram. Statement stays the same however :).