Today, my boyfriend got a hotel room with a jacuzzi, drinks, and tickets to Six Flags for my birthday. He is currently passed out drunk on the other side of the bed, cursing me out in his sleep. FML
by anon / 08/20/2012 at 1:00am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
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That isn't a bad attempt OP, he obviously spent a lot of money on you which shows he cares. He's just a bad drunk.
#7 - On 08/20/2012 at 6:14am by mikeofthunder
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Your boyfriend sounds like a real winner.
#3 - On 08/20/2012 at 6:11am by Steve95401
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