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Today, I was using a public toilet when someone entered the stall next to mine. Instead of using the facilities, the person in there reached under the stall to steal my bag. Fortunately, I was holding the strap so they couldn't take it. Unfortunately, they decided to take my right shoe instead. FML

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Who the fuck does that?!
Fyl, OP.
That's some strange shit.

#2 - On 06/11/2012 at 5:56am by AsianCookie247

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Better than your bag!:)
Be glad you escaped with only one shoe stolen and not your bag, still rotten of a person to do though.
And you got enough common sense to hold your bag even at places like that, so cheers:)

#1 - On 06/11/2012 at 5:55am by Keevarou

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