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Today, while at the mall, a kid no older than 5 pushed a stroller into my heel, which caught the back of my shoe and caused me to face-plant the floor in the middle of a very crowded department store. I didn't even get an apology. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23731) - you deserved it (2309)

On 05/28/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anon - United States

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He probably meant no harm. Just tell him Santa doesn't exist and run away.

#2 - On 05/28/2012 at 5:47am by SkoomaKi

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As the parent of a five-year old, I can tell you that most of them don't know right from wrong. It sounds like a simple accident (we let our daughter push her brother sometimes, but only under strict supervision), so blaming the child here or expecting an apology is just wrong.

Blaming the parents, however is justified. And by "blaming" I mean cursing them out for not watching their kid, and coincidentally teaching the kid some colourful new 4-letter words that they'll be repeating for months.

#12 - On 05/28/2012 at 6:32am by DocBastard

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