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Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML


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On 05/01/2012 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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Hey! I love doing that too! Me and your neighbours should have a party! At their place of course, wouldn't want to bother my neighbours.

#2 - On 05/01/2012 at 6:32pm by llamafish

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You should get them back. Set off the fire alarm at three AM.

By setting their door on fire.

Welcome to the neighbourhood!

#3 - On 05/01/2012 at 6:32pm by Grimmerie

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