Today, I told the hairdresser that my kid had cut my hair. I don't have kids. I was just really drunk. FML

by faux ma / 04/28/2012 at 11:06pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

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  • I hope you hide the scissors the next time you get drunk.

    #7 - On 04/29/2012 at 2:49am by emeraldisle

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  • If its not the dog getting the blame then it's the poor kids. Or in this case, fake kids...

    #8 - On 04/29/2012 at 2:50am by luckyd880

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